Ze brain...

My dear friends in old Blighty, I hope you were all safely tucked away when the storm hit the land and that no major damage was done. As for you fellow garden nerds, I hope your gardens weren't too damaged.

Well, last night was slightly better, I was able to get a bit more rest.

Hey, to all you geniuses out there: why is it that now I am watching my diet and exercising more than I have recently been doing, I am fatter than I was a month ago?! And no, I am not imagining things, I can feel it in my clothes and it's quite visual. So, if anyone has an explanation, please step forward and hold your peace no more. My theory is that it's a calorie-conspiracy, any calorie I eat multiplies before I swallow it and therefore I am eating double or triple the amount that I think I am.

And now for something completely different... why do salmon fishermen want to catch salmon using a hook and worm??! It is sooooo cheating! Salmon fishing should be all about fly-fishing. And catch-and-release. You can buy perfectly fine farmed salmon from the shops. And don't even get me started on the stupid farmers that put down nets for the salmon!!!! ARGH! STUPID STUPID STUPID! If there is no salmon any more, you can't use them as a resource!

Ok, I'm done... for 'miaow'.